2nd June 2005, 14:28
An old man was sitting on a bench. A teenager sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life? "
Without missing a beat the old man replied :" Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life? "
Without missing a beat the old man replied :" Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."