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Hahaha

just read over a thread in idnb there, someone was asking advice on asking a lady out for a drink

Sage advice from Stackio here:

Quote:wink at her. A lot.

then puff out your chest to indicate your size and suitability as a mate.

do a small dance to show how limber you are and then screech as loud as you can to scare away other potentials. Gather some shiny objects together too - it helps if she knows you can build a decent nest for her and the chicks.

If she bends over and starts shaking her rear at you, you're onto a winner. If not... try try try again.

Stacks
hey, they don't call me 'the golden rooster-king of Ireland' for nothing.

Stacks
Hahaha

Ashes

Hahaha
actually that whole thread is brilliant

http://www.irishdrumandbass.com/modules....1&start=20

stiller is a legend: 'sweating like a seasick rapist' Hahaha

Stacks
stacks Wrote:actually that whole thread is brilliant

http://www.irishdrumandbass.com/modules....1&start=20

stiller is a legend: 'sweating like a seasick rapist' Hahaha

stacks

Hahaha

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Stacks Wrote:'sweating like a seasick rapist'

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha