stupid old fart in post office makes me miss bus into town

**Statto** · 13th April 2006

**Sir Loris of Crowthorne** · 13th April 2006

Do you suppose you'll be petrol bombing their premises again Statto?

**batfink** · 13th April 2006

Originally Posted by statto

aren;t buses every ten mins or so?

or is it a dorset pedal bus that comes weekly?

**Statto** · 13th April 2006

Originally Posted by sir loris of crowthorne

do you suppose you'll be petrol bombing their premises again statto?

**Artifact** · 13th April 2006

what did you choke on it or something? mustve been pretty smelly to stop you getting out the door and to the bus stop.

**Deadly Habit** · 13th April 2006

one time i was catching the bus home from the record store, and all of it sudden it starts reeking like someone shit themselves.
next thing i know accusations are flying from this black mother against this 20something guy in a tux sitting in the back.
if i recall the converation went something like this.
"you stank ass motherfucker."
"i didn't fart."
"motherfucka it didn't start stanking till yo ass got on here"
"..."
"get off the bus motherfucka"
*bus laughing*
then some more of them going back andf forth with the guy saying he's a lawyer and shit.
then the lady's son who was sitting across from me gets up (i think he was like around 13-14) fists clenched and had to be held back.
bout 10 minutes later some old guy up front says it was him that farted.
some more bickering back and forth and mean mugging during the ride.
then when the lady and her son reached her stop she called the guy a punk bitch from outside and told the guy to step off the bus (which he didn't)

what was this thread about...
oh yeah i bagged the tuned in lp that day for 29$

**Spectraz** · 13th April 2006

This event means that you need to resign the two forthcoming chess games against me.

:winehumour:

**DJ ML** · 13th April 2006

Funny you should mention buses....
I was on a bus last night, there was quite a funny incident where a passenger was giving a late driver some serious stick!!!
the whole bus was cracking up!!!

**thush-ara** · 14th April 2006

what happened, was it a fare dodger? Ive had too many experiences of people not paying on night buses,

this normally follows with the bus stopping on the kerb for five minutes while both driver and fare dodger swear at each other until someone gives in

**pez** · 14th April 2006

I've decided, when I rule the country that there'll be two queues at the Post Office, one for old people who've got ALL DAY to collect their pensions and one for people who work. Fed up of having half my lunch hour taken up by queuing in the post office

**thush-ara** · 14th April 2006

very true.

**rondema** · 14th April 2006

Originally Posted by pez

Fed up of having (all my lunch half an hour) taken up by queuing in the post office

Agreed. Bloody old people. And poor people (oh thats me

) . And pissing Ebayers overseas.

Originally Posted by DJ ML

Funny you should mention buses....

Because if they didn't block my buslane so much I would have forgotten all about them.

**subvert** · 14th April 2006

Originally Posted by thush-ara

what happened, was it a fare dodger? Ive had too many experiences of people not paying on night buses,

this normally follows with the bus stopping on the kerb for five minutes while both driver and fare dodger swear at each other until someone gives in

5 minutes? ive been on one for nearly half a bloody hour, I got off and found a different bus.