Should be titled Bad Rasta Jokes but oh, well, here goes...
Q: What do call a rasta that wears glasses?
A: Rasta 4 eyes!
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Rasta Jokes
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Q: What do rastas brush their teeth with?
A: Rasta flouride!
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Q: Who was the most famous Ethiopian philosopher?
A: A-rasta-tle!
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Q: What does a rasta with ED say?
A: soon come!
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Q: What do you call a ginger-locked, tree-worshipping rasta that live in the 'ills?
A: Druid Loch RastaLast edited by MetaLX; 14th June 2012 at 22:07.
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A Rasta walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...
Shocked, the cashier asks..'What's this for?'
The Rastaman replies..'Me here to open a joint account'
ba-dum-dum-tish....
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I used to have a printer that got possessed by Bob Marley. It wouldn't stop jammin'......
Ba-dum-dum-tish
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Q: What do rastas say while watching Lord of the Rings?
A: Gollom, gollom, gollom
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Q: What do rastas cover their fishing boats with?
A: bim-ini tops
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Originally Posted by Euphony
I used to have a printer that got possessed by Bob Marley. It wouldn't stop jammin'......
Ba-dum-dum-tish
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Q: What do you call the fatherless pickney dem?
A: Natty wedlocks
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Why do rastas eat carrots?
Coz its good fi de I
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What did the Reggae dentist exclaim?
"To de bridge!"
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