It's Friday (most days)!!!!!

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mad skills...

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https://audioboom.com/boos/2784684-a-jam...arliehebdo

Never before heard someone insist on Muslims apologising for acts of terror committed by Islamists. That's puzzling. There's a German word: "Sippenhaft" (something like "kin liability"), which is almost always a useless concept.
I'd like to see more Muslims more clearly distance themselves from acts of terror. The caller could've turned the argument around by changing "apology" for "distance themselves".

[video=youtube_share;WPwVmvqxMeo]http://youtu.be/WPwVmvqxMeo[/video]

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LOL...

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Fucking lol

the first bit

I said to the Mrs,"I really like Beyonce"
She said,"Whatever floats your boat"
I replied,"You're thinking of buoyancy"

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I love that!

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/how_y...cord_store

(phone call)
Customer: “Hello. I bought this DVD from you guys and the price sticker has a date on it: 12/05… does that mean that I rented it and I need to bring it back? Or did I buy it?”

(phone call)
Customer: “Hello. I bought this DVD from you guys and the price sticker has a date on it: 12/05… does that mean that I rented it and I need to bring it back? Or did I buy it?”

Yes, a few gems in there

For the aspiring rappers among us:

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I spent about an hour reading through all these

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DecalPhanatics...hop_search

LOL...

That's like me on tour in Central America

I spent about an hour reading through all these

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DecalPhanatics...hop_search

I had a few good laffs with that one

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/socie...5041497339