1001 things to do with a plastic bag

[Macc]

u all need girlfriends (or boyfriends if your so inclined)

I have a girlfriend thank you

u all need hobbies (or 2 buy some new star trek dvd's)

I have plenty of (too many?) hobbies thank you

u should all cut your broadband lines off for 2 months at least & leave your houses & see the REAL world

I'm at work, which is 'the real world' apparently thank you

Leave Fanu alone,he's a nice guy.

He is, yes. But he does smell a bit like fish

@ Macc

2 tesco plastic bags,a plastic tube & a tub of vaseline DO NOT! make a G-I-R-L-FRIEND

Eating gone off snaks while salivating over Paradox polaroids DO NOT! make good (wholesome) hobbies

Working at Blockbusters IS NOT! a REAL job in a REAL world.

& YES! Fanu DOES! smell like fish

[Macc]

@ the girlfriend bit. The man in the shop told me it definitely does

@ the girlfriend bit. The man in the shop told me it definitely does

u should all cut your broadband lines off for 2 months at least & leave your houses & see the real world

[Macc]

Yeah - LOL Naphta!

That's rich coming from AO, innit!

Mind you, when you have a posh house in Bel Air, a butler called Geoffrey, and a fine collection of jumpers, why go out anyway?

for the record.

I AM NOT CARLTON FROM FRESH PRINCE!

I DO NOT! REMOTELY ,EVEN SLIGHTLY, RESEMBLE THE GEEZER

AND FOR THAT REMARK MACC YOUR NOT! GETTING YOUR TESCO SHOPPING BAG,PLASTIC TUBE & HALF USED TUB OF VASELINE BACK NOW

:P


<------walks away singing the Jackson & McCartney classic

'The girl is mine...oh yeah the dog gone girl is mine...she's mine....no she's mine...she's mine....

[Macc]

That's alright, I'll just go back to the shop and get another one. Was starting to get a bit sticky anyway.

Girlfriends are great, aren't they?

That's alright, I'll just go back to the shop and get another one. Was starting to get a bit sticky anyway.

Girlfriends are great, aren't they?

that's......just wrong.....

[Macc]

Good job my (real) missus don't come on here

She was asking why I ain't taken the rubbish out.... I just can't bring myself to dump the old bag (boom boom!).

But Macc I thought you were into recycling?

Anyone who knows Macc's missus get her to pop on here... and kick his ass

[Macc]

Yeah I am but after a while the plastic starts to give. You need a new bag to maintain that 'tight' feeling.




That's enough

Anyone who knows Macc's missus get her to pop on here... and kick his ass

1st name Tes 2nd name Co

remember every little helps

Anyone who knows Macc's missus get her to pop on here... and kick his ass

1st name Tes 2nd name Co

remember every little helps

ok stop.. she's a lovely girl... (god knows why she's with Bob... i guess he must be packing)

[Macc]

That's not what the Tesco bag revealed 2 me last night........but I'm not 1 for gossip & u didn't hear that from me.....

That's not what the Tesco bag revealed 2 me last night........but I'm not 1 for gossip & u didn't hear that from me.....

those other tracks better be as offkey as you're being today you're cracking me up man...

[Macc]

best thing about it is you can just have your fun, fold em up, and stick em in your pocket.

can be tricky getting them out again though

she wrinkles like a bitch though

oh dear.....that plastic tube is full :/