MasterRates Nude Mastering Service

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MasterRates have noticed that there is an obvious gap in the market. Women`s mastering needs are NOT being catered for!

ENTER MASTERRATES!

Our stylish well mannered + well Hung employes will come round and master your tracks naked at competative rates. As well as this service we also offer Bottomless DJing which we believe (like our employies) will be massive in 2008!


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this is so going to be crappered :P
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Statto Wrote:this is so going to be crappered :P

why?

it's a much needed service that has been overlooked by many but with recent social changes woman now are able to vote & should also be allowed to have their tracks mastered by naked well hung men.

You Statto are such an oppressive bastard and should get with the times!!!
'There's no such thing as selling out just buying in'

Chuck D
Thanks for your kind words Alpha male we will look into your application wo become part of the MasterRates team straight away
ALPHA OMEGA Wrote:
Statto Wrote:this is so going to be crappered :P

why?

it's a much needed service that has been overlooked by many but with recent social changes woman now are able to vote & should also be allowed to have their tracks mastered by naked well hung men.

You Statto are such an oppressive bastard and should get with the times!!!

I agree.Stop putting important issues in the Crapper!
if Photek says it's ok for the main forum then us mere mortals have no business arguing with the 'mighty redheaded one'

All hail he who's name we daren't speak. (Rupert)
'There's no such thing as selling out just buying in'

Chuck D
ach, it's not like he's done anything good in the last eight years
...it's like a bloody LIBRARY out there!!! http://twitter.com/executivesteve
Hahaha
I can't believe someone went to all the trouble of registering etc for the sake of such a shit joke Hahaha
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
tyranny Wrote:ach, it's not like he's done anything good in the last eight years

would you care to debate that?
'There's no such thing as selling out just buying in'

Chuck D
how much for me to get a nice big 12" mastered
*shit thead alert*

Hahaha
this thread is definitely a Macc,Beckett or Stacks stinker.
'There's no such thing as selling out just buying in'

Chuck D
Macc Wrote:I can't believe someone went to all the trouble of registering etc for the sake of such a shit joke Hahaha

You're not worried that they may undercut your mastering prices? Teef
photeks mum Rofl
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
in case your wondering he gets the ginger hair from his fathers side thank the lord


man guff
Thanks for message Bob Macc, Just to clear it up though we dont offer Felching Services...
Oh the hilarity Neutral
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.

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