RIP - Luciano Pavarotti

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Sir Loris Of Crowthorne Wrote:Jesus Icon_sad

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very sad
he was old and fat bound to happen.

I hear he did a fart and couldnt stop and farted himself inside out....

harsh.


RIP pavorotti.
he should have laid off the pies+fags.
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pressure. Wrote:he should have laid off the pies+fags.

right on.

he once ate a whole pig, using chickens feet as a fork, and he ate those after he finished the hoggage.
beckett Wrote:he was old and fat bound to happen.

I hear he did a fart and couldnt stop and farted himself inside out....

harsh.


RIP pavorotti.

Spoken like a true gent... Lol
Awww sad news.

It was pancreatic cancer. Ouch.

R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti
B Wrote:Awww sad news.

It was pancreatic cancer. Ouch.

R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti

that does indeed suck...poor fella.



still, doesnt stop me making jokes about his enormous size when he was at the height of his rotundness...i am merely celebrating his snaxxing life rather than lamenting his demise.
wonder what his favourite snax were (note plural Teef)
Co..Cou...Could you possibly rewind and come again?
B Wrote:wonder what his favourite snax were (note plural Teef)

Probly Ginsters Pies!
beckett Wrote:
pressure. Wrote:he should have laid off the pies+fags.

right on.

he once ate a whole pig, using chickens feet as a fork, and he ate those after he finished the hoggage.

he once ate a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.
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pressure. Wrote:
beckett Wrote:
pressure. Wrote:he should have laid off the pies+fags.

right on.

he once ate a whole pig, using chickens feet as a fork, and he ate those after he finished the hoggage.

he once ate a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.

Hahaha
socialengineer Wrote:
B Wrote:wonder what his favourite snax were (note plural Teef)

Probly Ginsters Pies!


Luciano "Thirty Bellys" Pavarotti Snaxxed at a different level to mere mortals

On the 16th of August 1977 Luciano challenged a world renowed musical star to a burger eating competition, luciano had just filled his fifth stomach when his opnonent cried off to the toilet. He never made it out alive.....that person? Elvis Presley. Unpreturbed by the death of his opponent luciano continued to eat, consuming over 3 metric tonnes of bacon + cheese hamburgers.
Fiver says Nissan Dorma is Xmas No 1.......
man, i was looking forward to eating something until i opened this thread.

Grin
pavarotti's family don't want any flowers at the funeral. just send a tenor!
Chris Inperspective Wrote:Nissan Dorma

Hahaha

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bobule Wrote:pavarotti's family don't want any flowers at the funeral. just send a tenor!

Rofl
RIP Pavarotti. We recall a story we wrote about
him in 2003. While rehearsing for his farewell
performance at Covent Garden, Pavarotti sloped
off to his dressing room with two female dancers.
And was discovered a little later, by the
runner sent to retrieve him, enjoying
oral sex from one, while the other held his
stomach out of the way.

From Popbitch this week.
Hahaha
was just about to post that!

popbitch subvert crew say boooo!
...it's like a bloody LIBRARY out there!!! http://twitter.com/executivesteve
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Co..Cou...Could you possibly rewind and come again?
I heard he went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant
Ralph
beckett Wrote:I hear he did a fart and couldnt stop and farted himself inside out....

Thank fuck it wasn't the gush that got him

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