After "Jobseeker" was literally picked up by the mods, today I wrote their internet three more black songs.
Bathroom Olympics - For Sleaford Mods
I dropped my credit card
In a sink full of soap suds
Keep scratching my balls
In hope of a slam dunk
Bathroom Olympics
My numbers full of zeros and ones
But they don't do Babestation on stereo
Comfortably sitting in the soap suds
Yep, ta
Drizzled on me bum.
Digitized Hamster - For Sleaford Mods
What's this Tamagotchi piece of shit
Ooh, the creature inside just crapped itself
Hey, my machine is breaking apart
Do I have to feed the hamster?
I'm not very sharp
Outside, I can see a squirrel
He's gathering some nuts
I wonder if my Digitized Hamster
Does he eat bistro?
He's bawling about emptying his butt
On the floor of the pod he's lying
I wonder if Sony is gonna set fire to him
My poor Digitized Hamster
I tried to feed him
But he started crying
Piece of shit Tamagotchi thing
Might as well take up Pinterest...
Digitized Hamster
I wannabe a wallaby
With no fucking regrets
Chin up, wallaby
If you wanna be my lover
Shit the screen's blacked out
Doesn't use rechargeable batteries!
I'm throwing this piece of shit on the floor
PETA said I was working undercover.
Craving a coffee - For Sleaford Mods
Asking for a headache
Here comes the main meal
Oh, I seem to have forgot what I ordered
Here comes a coffee
Oh, is this milk Gluten Free?
Bad luck Brian.
Says slow and steady wins the race
Dies in fire
Oh no, the cesspit has caught alight
Wait, how did I end up in Mario 64's Lethal Lava Land?
I paid three quid for that ride...
It's bad enough us juveniles getting on for full price.
Craving a coffee at McDonalds
All they serve is Dave Hedgehog McFlurries
I'm fucking onto you Ronald McNumpty.
Writing, as George Orwell used to think, is about being positive without appealing to the minority's general asides.
Bathroom Olympics - For Sleaford Mods
I dropped my credit card
In a sink full of soap suds
Keep scratching my balls
In hope of a slam dunk
Bathroom Olympics
My numbers full of zeros and ones
But they don't do Babestation on stereo
Comfortably sitting in the soap suds
Yep, ta
Drizzled on me bum.
Digitized Hamster - For Sleaford Mods
What's this Tamagotchi piece of shit
Ooh, the creature inside just crapped itself
Hey, my machine is breaking apart
Do I have to feed the hamster?
I'm not very sharp
Outside, I can see a squirrel
He's gathering some nuts
I wonder if my Digitized Hamster
Does he eat bistro?
He's bawling about emptying his butt
On the floor of the pod he's lying
I wonder if Sony is gonna set fire to him
My poor Digitized Hamster
I tried to feed him
But he started crying
Piece of shit Tamagotchi thing
Might as well take up Pinterest...
Digitized Hamster
I wannabe a wallaby
With no fucking regrets
Chin up, wallaby
If you wanna be my lover
Shit the screen's blacked out
Doesn't use rechargeable batteries!
I'm throwing this piece of shit on the floor
PETA said I was working undercover.
Craving a coffee - For Sleaford Mods
Asking for a headache
Here comes the main meal
Oh, I seem to have forgot what I ordered
Here comes a coffee
Oh, is this milk Gluten Free?
Bad luck Brian.
Says slow and steady wins the race
Dies in fire
Oh no, the cesspit has caught alight
Wait, how did I end up in Mario 64's Lethal Lava Land?
I paid three quid for that ride...
It's bad enough us juveniles getting on for full price.
Craving a coffee at McDonalds
All they serve is Dave Hedgehog McFlurries
I'm fucking onto you Ronald McNumpty.
Writing, as George Orwell used to think, is about being positive without appealing to the minority's general asides.