For Sleaford Mods - Busking Dungarees
As we both walk the town
Seeing buskers in dungarees
What's this, a calorific spending spree?
Bird turds mixed with laxatives from green E's
Look your salad just ain't mellow mate
Calm down being Gordon Ramsey
I used to eat health-filled baguettes
Until I mistakenly gave a Subway melt
That was an expensive vet bill
You know the drill
Me busking dungarees fell off me 'ips
As I traced the nearest dog
Bending over and me jeans
Falling off the treadmill outside
It's all you health freaks do
Fracking in yer jeans
Falling over in your
Busking dungarees
Nobody wants to see your arse pal
As we both walk the town
Seeing buskers in dungarees
What's this, a calorific spending spree?
Bird turds mixed with laxatives from green E's
Look your salad just ain't mellow mate
Calm down being Gordon Ramsey
I used to eat health-filled baguettes
Until I mistakenly gave a Subway melt
That was an expensive vet bill
You know the drill
Me busking dungarees fell off me 'ips
As I traced the nearest dog
Bending over and me jeans
Falling off the treadmill outside
It's all you health freaks do
Fracking in yer jeans
Falling over in your
Busking dungarees
Nobody wants to see your arse pal