Wee Joke

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Paddy was in a quick fire quiz...  
 
 He was asked "Paddy, name me a bird that can't fly"  
 
 Paddy replied "That bird from Holby City
Mine's A Guiness!!!
Ouch !!

Spank
A cannibal is found crying next to a large pile of shit. Someone asks "what's wrong"? The cannibal replies "I've just dumped my girlfriend".

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