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Does any know of a microphone and mixer which go together in a tandem situation. Meaning: Where the microphone plugs into the mixer there will a small button next to it with a very important use. IE: when some little wanker tries to husstle the mike and instead of the MC argueing with the twat he/she just says "yeah, you can have a chat" passes the microphone, signals the DJ who then presses the important button on the mixer which then realese a charge of 400,000 volts and fries the fucker?

Is this sort of equipment available, or will have to constuct this myself?
i think with a little help from BA Barakus and his pocket welding kit you may be able to construct such a device.

who knows if it all goes well you could patent it and sell it to promoters up and down the land.


good idea......subvert central invention corner
strike Wrote:i think with a little help from BA Barakus and his pocket welding kit you may be able to construct such a device.

who knows if it all goes well you could patent it and sell it to promoters up and down the land.


good idea......subvert central invention corner

lol, yeah all BA and the A team needs are a match, a screw driver and a plank of wood and they will build a nuclear reacter.

Yes, Im thinking of patening the idea, should be a good money spinner
lol, yeah all BA and the A team needs are a match, a screw driver and a plank of wood and they will build a nuclear reacter.



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just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way
sigs are bad for you
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

so i guess i should be proud youve never unplugged me?!?
just spike the fuckers with DMT, they wont know what hit 'em

Wink
Formula Inc. Wrote:
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

so i guess i should be proud youve never unplugged me?!?

hes never plugged you in mate

your voice is just like a bleedin foghorn
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

Its not that easy mate as I MC myslef so would be unplugging myself. The bastards can also be quite threatning as well and I aint the hardest kid around. Some big twat more or less thratened to fuck me up if I did'nt hand the mike so he could "tear it up". It can be very intimidating especially when i am trying to do my own thing
EMTEK Wrote:
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

Its not that easy mate as I MC myslef so would be unplugging myself. The bastards can also be quite threatning as well and I aint the hardest kid around. Some big twat more or less thratened to fuck me up if I did'nt hand the mike so he could "tear it up". It can be very intimidating especially when i am trying to do my own thing

i get that now and then.....

i usually give them the whole.. so let me guess you're not going to give the crowd all that incomprehensible pikey shabba shit then??

usually the decide not to get on the mic
Blue Wrote:just spike the fuckers with DMT, they wont know what hit 'em

Wink

we love you manik... we do Lol

we unplug the roodbway munna moona monnas and watch their hilarious reactions.

blood blood wha ting seen
sigs are bad for you
Formula Inc. Wrote:
EMTEK Wrote:
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

Its not that easy mate as I MC myslef so would be unplugging myself. The bastards can also be quite threatning as well and I aint the hardest kid around. Some big twat more or less thratened to fuck me up if I did'nt hand the mike so he could "tear it up". It can be very intimidating especially when i am trying to do my own thing

i get that now and then.....

i usually give them the whole.. so let me guess you're not going to give the crowd all that incomprehensible pikey shabba shit then??

usually the decide not to get on the mic

Id love to say that mate, but they would probably wouldant understand and take it as a compliment
EMTEK Wrote:
Formula Inc. Wrote:
EMTEK Wrote:
trespass Wrote:just unplug it man

thats the trespass and linus way

Its not that easy mate as I MC myslef so would be unplugging myself. The bastards can also be quite threatning as well and I aint the hardest kid around. Some big twat more or less thratened to fuck me up if I did'nt hand the mike so he could "tear it up". It can be very intimidating especially when i am trying to do my own thing

i get that now and then.....

i usually give them the whole.. so let me guess you're not going to give the crowd all that incomprehensible pikey shabba shit then??

usually the decide not to get on the mic

Id love to say that mate, but they would probably wouldant understand and take it as a compliment

i used to get so much mic polotics.. i just give what i get.. i always ensure i'm on good terms with the bouncers hahaha! just in case shit hits the fan!

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