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I just went out to post a letter and was started on by this little boy who was no older than 7 He had a feckin huge branch off a tree that was almost twice the size of him So i walked past him thinking hmm thats a bit strange and then he gets all aggresive shouting come on then want a fight i'll wack you with my stick! bla bla...

Little fuckwit... i was laughing all the way to the post office

markgabba Wrote:Little fuckwit... i was laughing all the way to the post office

So you beat the shit out of him and force fed his arse the stick then ?

well part of me did want to slap the taste out of his mouth yes..but it was to funny!

I had a 12 yr old scamp telling me to hand my phone over the other day, he was half the size of me. I just give him a quick clip round the ear and carried about my business.

What is the country coming to

brat!

it was me.

Altered Ego Wrote:So you beat the shit out of him and force fed his arse the stick then ?

some good advice here.

(will probably find this funny for another couple of weeks)

little cants