Attn John Virgo

Just been on the phone to Pebble Mill. Next time you propose a remake of Going For Gold, don't forget to ask first. I own the rights still

[Macc]

Kelly, you tit, you lost the rights to some bloke at Channel 5 during an all night gambling session, remember?

You farrrcccckin cunts. Give over and come for a pint before I schlap one of you.

God, you are a complete berk Jim

No wonder you ended up in the gutter with that prat friend of yours, 'JV'.

The double act that never was

You fuckin irish ijut. Just come down the pub with me and JV, don't worry I'm driving so you'll get home to your missus alright - although I wouldn't bother she never was much cop in the sack.

[Macc]

Oi Jim, youare a proper cunt.

Just in case you weren't sure, like.

[Macc]

BTW Statto - one for Golden Moments!

You wanna go some Macc? You fuckin Barking based cunt. You're lucky I even acknowledge you coming from Blackheath.

On second thoughts, why not bury the hatchet? Fancy the pub as well?

Oi Jim, youare a proper cunt.

Just in case you weren't sure, like.

You don't know the half of it...

We had him and Alf Garnet on GFG for a celebrity special one year - guess what - they turned up drunk like a couple of tramps. Let me tell you, it wasn't the first time they had to be ejected from a television studio.

Alf Garnet... jesus

DRINK!!!

You fuckin irish ijut.

What are ya sayin fucko.

Oh my, not you too.

Bunch of animals - all of you.

You fuckin irish ijut.

Hairy Japanese bastard!!

[Macc]

Stop it

You fuckin irish ijut.

Hairy Japanese bastard!!

We had him and Alf Garnet on GFG for a celebrity special one year - guess what - they turned up drunk like a couple of tramps. Let me tell you, it wasn't the first time they had to be ejected from a television studio.

Alf Garnet... jesus

Oh hush it Kelly, we'd all gone on a bender that afternoon, if you hadn't been on Albuterol you'd have been in a worse state than any of us!

Get to feck!

Jokers.

You don't know the half of it...

We had him and Alf Garnet on GFG for a celebrity special one year - guess what - they turned up drunk like a couple of tramps. Let me tell you, it wasn't the first time they had to be ejected from a television studio.

Alf Garnet... jesus

Wochu sayin about me you blahdy paddy barstard?

You carn even spell me name, you daft git!


You remember larss time I saw you, Henry? 'member wot I said when I left?


'You're a fahkin cahnt Kelly, now fuck off and lick Virgo's smelly arse, you useless drain on our sovereign nation cahnnt!'

'Mmeber that? Yeeh, well it's still true.

Oh hush it Kelly, we'd all gone on a bender that afternoon, if you hadn't been on Albuterol you'd have been in a worse state than any of us!

Didn't I drive that day JV?

oh shit

Toilet Duck!