Your room 101?

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1.Noisey Birds....totally offensive and useless creatures.
2.Pro Life campaigners....just fuck off you retards.
3.Robbie Williams....just what is the point in this dreadful human being?
4.Anti-smokers......go and bug someone else ya freaks.
5.Manufactured pop.there really is no need whatsoever for this balls.not big and not clever.



i wish you got 100 things to put in.
Blue ........... His hatred towards me on this board is disgraceful
Hollywood ... Why can't they leave sacred films alone and try and make new decent films instead of ruining old ones with remakes or sequals.
Old People ....They smell of piss and they walk/drive slow
Immigrants .. Wankers living of my tax money while it could be spent on making my life slightly more enjoyable
Fast Food.......Evil stuff that attracts laziness and fat people.
you can have Pro Life campaigners, Robbie Williams and Manufactured pop

Noisey Birds and Anti-smokers you'll have to take home with you

Hahaha
Altered Ego Wrote:Blue ........... His hatred towards me on this board is disgraceful
Hollywood ... Why can't they leave sacred films alone and try and make new decent films instead of ruining old ones with remakes or sequals.
Old People ....They smell of piss and they walk/drive slow
Immigrants .. Wankers living of my tax money while it could be spent on making my life slightly more enjoyable
Fast Food.......Evil stuff that attracts laziness and fat people.


this makes you an anti-Streetbeats racist and a despicable ageist.

youre gonna smell of piss one day too!!(although i agree on the driving front, ever tried driving to Cornwall.....slow old bastard city!!)
I will never let myself get old and decrepid i have some dignity !!
Hollywood, Fast Food — in

Old People, Immigrants, Blue — are coming round your house right now

Hahaha
Statto Wrote:you can have Pro Life campaigners, Robbie Williams and Manufactured pop

Noisey Birds and Anti-smokers you'll have to take home with you

Hahaha


WHY????


noisey birds are completely useless. why cant they stay in the fucking woods instead of waking me up EVERY DAY??
The thing that really bugs me about these vermin is that once i have got up and am awake they fly off back to the forest....
have i got "please wake me up little birdies" written on my forehead?
i think not.

little cunts.


as for anti-smokers watch "no cure for cancer" or many Bill Hicks sketches.

i have a fucking right to smoke!! either ban it or shut the fuck up.
Statto Wrote:Hollywood, Fast Food — in

Old People, Immigrants, Blue — are coming round your house right now

Hahaha

Hahaha


who made you Merton anyway?
If you have the right to smoke in public i have the right to complain about it !!

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Altered Ego Wrote:If you have the right to smoke in public i have the right to complain about it !!

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thats fine with me!!! just dont whine at me because i'm not interested.
1). Reality TV programmes
2). Whoever came up with the concept of reality TV programmes
3). People who appear on reality TV programmes
4). People who watch or talk about reality TV programmes
5). Newspapers who fill their pages up with the latest non happenings from reality TV programmes instead of the fucking proper news

That should cover it!
Wouldn't waste my breath complaining about aanything i know what people are like these days ......... Sarcastic
1. People who stop inexplicably in busy high streets causing you to bump into them. - aggggghhhhh kill kill kill!!!
2. People who go on and on about how cool smoking hash is with 'a spliff a day..' t-shirts and all that. - arsewipes.
3. Medium sized hoodies - they have to be XL or they're not worth shit.
4. Camping at festivals or, in fact at any time. - It's fucking miserable
5. Reality TV (big brother, I'm a celebrity etc etc.) - intelligence leaching.

Stacks
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altered ego Wrote:wouldn't waste my breath complaining about aanything i know what people are like these days ......... Sarcastic

especially when they make erroneus colons


Nono
Oh yeah - 6. People who say ' i dunno... whatever's on the radio' whenever asked what sort of music they like


Stacks
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Stacks Wrote:1. People who stop inexplicably in busy high streets causing you to bump into them. - aggggghhhhh kill kill kill!!!
2. People who go on and on about how cool smoking hash is with 'a spliff a day..' t-shirts and all that. - arsewipes.
3. Medium sized hoodies - they have to be XL or they're not worth shit.
4. Camping at festivals or, in fact at any time. - It's fucking miserable
5. Reality TV (big brother, I'm a celebrity etc etc.) - intelligence leaching.

Stacks

you can have them all apart from 4.
what would we do as an alternative? stay in hotels? you'd loose that festival sprit thing (whatever that means!!)

btw no:1 is superb!!! Hahaha
1: 808 cow bell (I HATE YOU YOU OVERUSED FUCK!!!!)
2: pet shop boys (there is no justification for the continuation of this level of rubbish)
matt Wrote:1). reality tv programmes
2). whoever came up with the concept of reality tv programmes
3). people who appear on reality tv programmes
4). people who watch or talk about reality tv programmes
5). newspapers who fill their pages up with the latest non happenings from reality tv programmes instead of the fucking proper news

all in Xyxthumbs
blue Wrote:especially when they make erroneus colons

Nono

rich coming from you erroneus colon boy !!
1. Richard Blackwood (A Terrible man)
2. Manufactured Pop
3. Oil Companies
4. Phil Collins (see no.1_
Shut that door!
you have to do 5 by the way.
Anne Robinson

Arsenal

Pop music

and err, umm

Terrible men!

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can we stop this arsenal hating its so childish.

football talk should be banned from this board !!

Flipa
1) Tony Blair
2) Anyone who gives me aggro — fuck off and leave me alone you bastards
3) Buses that leave early
4) Anyone who beats me at chess
5) BBC controllers who cancel/postpone Buffy the Vampire Slayer at the slightest possible excuse — this week for a special extra edition of TOTP2 — hurrah! Roll
Blue Wrote:youre gonna smell of piss one day too!!(although i agree on the driving front, ever tried driving to Cornwall.....slow old bastard city!!)

I remember a conversation not so long ago blue.... you argued with scope about the speed he drives at (slightly on the manic & fast side). why do you now agree with altered ego about old people driving slowly? it makes no sense!

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