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1) Tony Blair
2) Anyone who gives me aggro — fuck off and leave me alone you bastards
3) Buses that leave early
4) Anyone who beats me at chess
5) BBC controllers who cancel/postpone Buffy the Vampire Slayer at the slightest possible excuse — this week for a special extra edition of TOTP2 — hurrah!

You can only have Tony Blair, people that give you aggro, and Buses that leave early.

You will have to take the other two home with you.
(And I don't mean the dreadful pop duo made from the talentless dregs of New Order)

1: 808 cow bell (I HATE YOU YOU OVERUSED FUCK!!!!)

I luv you 808 cowbell!

i have a fucking right to smoke!! either ban it or shut the fuck up.

I thought you were asking for help a little while back? I know you're not talking about me specifically but I never enforce my opinion on smokers if they don't ask for it.

youre gonna smell of piss one day too!!(although i agree on the driving front, ever tried driving to Cornwall.....slow old bastard city!!)

I remember a conversation not so long ago blue.... you argued with scope about the speed he drives at (slightly on the manic & fast side). why do you now agree with altered ego about old people driving slowly? it makes no sense!

Yey Loris

can we stop this arsenal hating its so childish.

football talk should be banned from this board !!

can we stop this arsenal supporting, its sooo childish!

I remember a conversation not so long ago blue.... you argued with scope about the speed he drives at (slightly on the manic & fast side). why do you now agree with altered ego about old people driving slowly? it makes no sense!

i change my mind like the wind!!!

no seriously, driving slowly can be AS dangerous as driving too quickly.

I thought you were asking for help a little while back? I know you're not talking about me specifically but I never enforce my opinion on smokers if they don't ask for it.

certainly wasnt aimed at you my friend. I just hate aggressive anti-smokers thats all.

The Daily Mail - the fucking Victorian Grandad of the media...Oi! Wake up it's 2003....we love cheating slut-wives, kids love stealing cars, everyone loves getting stoned til 3am playing extremely voilent computer games....deal with it.

People that don't wait for you to get off the train first - no explanation...other than you can't beat a crafty elbow or the accidental toe stamp (comes from watching Martin Keown so often!)

These new anti-smoking adverts on fags - like its gonna work! If they really wanted to stop people smoking...they should put little music chips on them, like you get in birthday cards. So everytime you open the packet it plays something really annoying and loud like "I wish I could Fly" by Keith Harris and Orvill or "Grandad" by Clive Dunn and that school of ugly kids.

Drug Companies - for not being able to invent a sleeping pill that can reverse the affects of 7 hours of beer and a half-pound egg burger and chips. And instead you wake up 1 hour later feeling like youve spent a week on a health farm with Aurora Snow.

and just to be controversial...

Northern England - They don't build boats and cars anymore and there's no coal...OK, They can make interesting cheese and useful objects from clay but that's like, sooooo 17th Century dude!

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I just hate aggressive anti-smokers thats all.

These new anti-smoking adverts on fags - like its gonna work! If they really wanted to stop people smoking...they should put little music chips on them, like you get in birthday cards. So everytime you open the packet it plays something really annoying and loud like "I wish I could Fly" by Keith Harris and Orvill or "Grandad" by Clive Dunn and that school of ugly kids.

Northern England - They don't build boats and cars anymore and there's no coal...OK, They can make interesting cheese and useful objects from clay but that's like, sooooo 17th Century dude!

These 2 have to go in !!

Especially the anti smoking adverts ........ you have to buy the cigarettes to read them

In no particular order

1. Being stuck behind slow moving people on a crowded footpath. do they not realise I'm in a hurry !

2. Very Fat People. They're using up more than their fair share of oxygen

3. The fucking binmen who wake me up at 6am every tuesday morning. As if tuesdays weren't bad enough.

4. Tuesdays. The worst day of the week. At least with mondays you can talk to people about what you did at the weekend. Tuesdays just mean there's 3 more days of work still to go after tuesday.

5. That bit in the carlsberg ad about the perfect nightclub were the DJ stops the record by actually pushing the record forward.

Arseholes
Pig-scum
Filth-fuckers
Fuckheads
&
Shitheads




.... or maybe that's a bit too vague......?

5. That bit in the carlsberg ad about the perfect nightclub were the DJ stops the record by actually pushing the record forward.

Good call Skellbagz - I hear you on that one!


(miserable bastard)

3. Viagra - if a man can't get it up, tuff shit, thats more for those of us who can

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3. Viagra - if a man can't get it up, tuff shit, thats more for those of us who can

Especially the anti smoking adverts ........ you have to buy the cigarettes to read them

at least you don't have nasty pictures on your cigarettes yet!

http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hecs-sesc/tobacco...nings.html

those are the warnings on canadian cigarettes.

dont trust Canadians.

at least you don't have nasty pictures on your cigarettes yet!

http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hecs-sesc/tobacco...nings.html

those are the warnings on canadian cigarettes.

AHEM!!

i say again.........

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH "NO CURE FOR CANCER" by doctor Dennis Leary.

what if you don't like dennis leary?

what if you don't like dennis leary?

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1) Tony Blair
2) Anyone who gives me aggro — fuck off and leave me alone you bastards
3) Buses that leave early
4) Anyone who beats me at chess
5) BBC controllers who cancel/postpone Buffy the Vampire Slayer at the slightest possible excuse — this week for a special extra edition of TOTP2 — hurrah!

yes to 1, 2 and 4 still

3 hardly counts any more since most of my buses have been taken off

5 is also rather out of date now

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ay