The Daily Mail - the fucking Victorian Grandad of the media...Oi! Wake up it's 2003....we love cheating slut-wives, kids love stealing cars, everyone loves getting stoned til 3am playing extremely voilent computer games....deal with it.
People that don't wait for you to get off the train first - no explanation...other than you can't beat a crafty elbow or the accidental toe stamp (comes from watching Martin Keown so often!)
These new anti-smoking adverts on fags - like its gonna work! If they really wanted to stop people smoking...they should put little music chips on them, like you get in birthday cards. So everytime you open the packet it plays something really annoying and loud like "I wish I could Fly" by Keith Harris and Orvill or "Grandad" by Clive Dunn and that school of ugly kids.
Drug Companies - for not being able to invent a sleeping pill that can reverse the affects of 7 hours of beer and a half-pound egg burger and chips. And instead you wake up 1 hour later feeling like youve spent a week on a health farm with Aurora Snow.
and just to be controversial...
Northern England - They don't build boats and cars anymore and there's no coal...OK, They can make interesting cheese and useful objects from clay but that's like, sooooo 17th Century dude!
In no particular order
1. Being stuck behind slow moving people on a crowded footpath. do they not realise I'm in a hurry !
2. Very Fat People. They're using up more than their fair share of oxygen
3. The fucking binmen who wake me up at 6am every tuesday morning. As if tuesdays weren't bad enough.
4. Tuesdays. The worst day of the week. At least with mondays you can talk to people about what you did at the weekend. Tuesdays just mean there's 3 more days of work still to go after tuesday.
5. That bit in the carlsberg ad about the perfect nightclub were the DJ stops the record by actually pushing the record forward.
Arseholes
Pig-scum
Filth-fuckers
Fuckheads
&
Shitheads
.... or maybe that's a bit too vague......?
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