Best 'Chat-Up' Lines

I was in a bar tonight after work and this woman came up to me who wasn't particularly attractive. I decided to amuse myself and see what I could get away with saying to her. After chatting for about 10-15 mins I mentioned to her that she had nice teeth. I then said 'If I were Dentist, I wouldn't go anywhere near you!'

I couldnt stop laughing after this and she eventually went away after her friend said that my work colleagues (and I quote) "had no magic". Don't you just love ugly birds!!!

you fiend.

[strike]

lock up your daughters....and yer mothers.

They deserved it. They imposed themselves on us by interrupting our convo and trying to make themselves sound interesting. They were like butterflies floating round to different groups of men to see if they could pull. If anything, they were being predatory and not me! It was fucking funny though. I wantd to give her a wedgie cos she had her thong showing, he he he

is anyone safe ??

is anyone safe ??

Yeah, 50% of the population is safe - the male half.
Everyone else should watch their back!!

[Statto]

yeah, 50% of the population is safe - the male half.
everyone else should watch their back!!

what do you about intersex and genderfreaks?

[Statto]

no response

hehehehehe

yeah, 50% of the population is safe - the male half.
everyone else should watch their back!!

what do you about intersex and genderfreaks?

what is intersex?
what are genderfreaks?

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i like this thread. it tickles me.

i like this thread. it tickles me.

no thats the small thai boy between your legs !!

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true

[Statto]

what is intersex?
what are genderfreaks?

intersex (adjective) means not clearly one sex or the other — usually a result of genetic or hormonal abnormalities

for instance: androgen insensitivity syndrome — one of the most common intersex conditions — where the failure of a foetus to react to pre-natal androgens means that a genetically male baby is born with a seemingly female body (though not with a functional reproductive system).

the old term used to be hermaphrodite, but this is a particular condition in itself in which someone has both female and male genitalia.

genderfreak — take this test to find out:

http://cydathria.com/ms_donna/ga_test.html

but you'll have to cheat to attain the proud genderfreak category — i was a mere gender outlaw.

Exit Neptune, stage left !!!

Exit Neptune, stage left !!!

Where did you go to dig this old thread up? Did you do a search for intersex or something?

Exit Neptune, stage left !!!

Where did you go to dig this old thread up? Did you do a search for intersex or something?

No,

'Statto dodgy'

best chat up line


" i know Macc"

Someone I know told me of a chat up line his mate used..

He apparently went up to a girl in a bar (this was in Romford btw.. heh) and said his watch could tell what type of knickers she was wearing, she obviously laughed at him and called bullshit. He insisted it was true and she asked him to prove it.

He then held it up to her, pushed a button and then told her she wasn't wearing any knickers.. she said aha! that's where you're wrong! I've got black knickers on!

To which he tapped the screen a couple of times and said, oh, it's a couple of hours fast.

Someone I know told me of a chat up line his mate used..

He apparently went up to a girl in a bar (this was in Romford btw.. heh) and said his watch could tell what type of knickers she was wearing, she obviously laughed at him and called bullshit. He insisted it was true and she asked him to prove it.

He then held it up to her, pushed a button and then told her she wasn't wearing any knickers.. she said aha! that's where you're wrong! I've got black knickers on!

To which he tapped the screen a couple of times and said, oh, it's a couple of hours fast.

Very Classy, I bet she still went home with him in the end!

Someone I know told me of a chat up line his mate used..

He apparently went up to a girl in a bar (this was in Romford btw.. heh) and said his watch could tell what type of knickers she was wearing, she obviously laughed at him and called bullshit. He insisted it was true and she asked him to prove it.

He then held it up to her, pushed a button and then told her she wasn't wearing any knickers.. she said aha! that's where you're wrong! I've got black knickers on!

To which he tapped the screen a couple of times and said, oh, it's a couple of hours fast.

Check these bad boys out....


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
Sl"g.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car,I don't give a sh*t where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No
problem, I can always shoot my load in your face.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when
I shove it up your a*se.

Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your a*se looks fat in that
skirt.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

now we can all save our pride!

old, but i still love em for the pure bluntness and mediocrity

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No
problem, I can always shoot my load in your face.

If you would like to be a pick-up artist read 'The Game-Neil Strauss' as an intro......its a science.

this one actually got my friends face slapped . . .

guy: i wish i were you
girl: oh? why?
guy: so i could F*CK myself every day!