Sat on the Crapper

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Come on lets fill up the Crapper, looking bleak in there.
Speaking of Crapper - I started a Twitter account specifically about jobbying. Loris put me on to the jobbiers netwwork.
The twitter handle is: @rogerlejobbier
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I'm anticipating some Toiletclaw in due course
(19th December 2016, 14:50)Neptune Wrote: Speaking of Crapper - I started a Twitter account specifically about jobbying. Loris put me on to the jobbiers netwwork.
The twitter handle is: @rogerlejobbier

Hahaha he actually mentioned to me about your Adventures in Porcelain Punishment

Jobbies  Stevebull
Just adding the Work Jobby Survival guide here - http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1352941
Consider this a sort of rewind.
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couple of questions if you dont mind ?

In a Jobby (ray)Parlour do you ever get guilted out by the amount of paper you draw ? Is going for the 3rd wipe contributing to global warming?

When backdrafting a collegue into the cubicle (the water tank still filling?) Do you proceed and get the job done or hang about until they leave the room and enter another cubicle ?

Is it ok to spit on the rim and give it a jolly good wipe around pre-sit down ?
I sit on the crapper daily, I shall tweet about this when it's the time of the day
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(19th December 2016, 15:08)strike Wrote: couple of questions if you dont mind ?

In a Jobby (ray)Parlour do you ever get guilted out by the amount of paper you draw ? Is going for the 3rd wipe contributing to global warming?
- NEVER

(19th December 2016, 15:08)strike Wrote: When backdrafting a collegue into the cubicle (the water tank still filling?) Do you proceed and get the job done or hang about until they leave the room and enter another cubicle ?
- This really depends on your confidence levels.

(19th December 2016, 15:08)strike Wrote: Is it ok to spit on the rim and give it a jolly good wipe around pre-sit down ?
- Research has shown that many people spit on the rim during the preparatory part of the jobby, followed by a jolly good wipe of course. I would also advise that you 'dress' the seat with toilet paper to avoid the shock of a cold seat and to provide an extra barrier from potential previous mishaps.
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SPIT ON THE RIM
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(AHH FFS - how do you quote properly on this new fangled forum?! JEDIcrying)
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(19th December 2016, 14:48)strike Wrote: Come on lets fill up the Crapper, looking bleak in there.

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finally someone pulled the chain

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