Sat on the Crapper

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Come on lets fill up the Crapper, looking bleak in there.

Speaking of Crapper - I started a Twitter account specifically about jobbying. Loris put me on to the jobbiers netwwork.
The twitter handle is: @rogerlejobbier

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I'm anticipating some in due course

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Speaking of Crapper - I started a Twitter account specifically about jobbying. Loris put me on to the jobbiers netwwork.
The twitter handle is: @rogerlejobbier

he actually mentioned to me about your Adventures in Porcelain Punishment

Jobbies 

Just adding the Work Jobby Survival guide here - http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1352941
Consider this a sort of rewind.

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couple of questions if you dont mind ?

In a Jobby (ray)Parlour do you ever get guilted out by the amount of paper you draw ? Is going for the 3rd wipe contributing to global warming?

When backdrafting a collegue into the cubicle (the water tank still filling?) Do you proceed and get the job done or hang about until they leave the room and enter another cubicle ?

Is it ok to spit on the rim and give it a jolly good wipe around pre-sit down ?

I sit on the crapper daily, I shall tweet about this when it's the time of the day

couple of questions if you dont mind ?

In a Jobby (ray)Parlour do you ever get guilted out by the amount of paper you draw ? Is going for the 3rd wipe contributing to global warming?

- NEVER

When backdrafting a collegue into the cubicle (the water tank still filling?) Do you proceed and get the job done or hang about until they leave the room and enter another cubicle ?

- This really depends on your confidence levels.

Is it ok to spit on the rim and give it a jolly good wipe around pre-sit down ?

- Research has shown that many people spit on the rim during the preparatory part of the jobby, followed by a jolly good wipe of course. I would also advise that you 'dress' the seat with toilet paper to avoid the shock of a cold seat and to provide an extra barrier from potential previous mishaps.

SPIT ON THE RIM

[Macc]

(AHH FFS - how do you quote properly on this new fangled forum?! )

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Come on lets fill up the Crapper, looking bleak in there.

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finally someone pulled the chain