It's Friday (most days)!!!!!

http://heeeeeeeey.com/

It helps if you've seen a few too many grime hood videos...

yyyyyyyyyyoowww

Thanks, those Shadrock and MADEM video are amazing!!!!

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back to today :L

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-be...-was-real/

"Are we going into this pole dancing place" asked my welsh friend.
"Mate, thats a kebab shop."

What's the difference between Canada, Mexico and the USA?
The USA has nice neighbours.

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."
I said, "I'm not drunk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fucking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking drunk."

"Are we going into this pole dancing place" asked my welsh friend.
"Mate, thats a kebab shop."

What's the difference between Canada, Mexico and the USA?
The USA has nice neighbours.

I was licking my girlfriend's minge last night when she suddenly pushed my head away.
"What's wrong?" I asked, wiping the juice from my lips.
"She's about to give birth," replied the midwife.

Maff stirring up trouble in the sheep community again...

[video=youtube_share;QcE5aDTszrY]http://youtu.be/QcE5aDTszrY[/video]

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minge.



that is all.

oh dear

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I spend too much time on tumblr...